BOLD AS YOUR LATE NIGHT TEXTS
BETTER TASTE THAN YOUR LAST POOR DECISION
SMOOTH AS A PICKUP LINE
INSTANT GRATIFICATION
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Ready faster than a swipe right.
Just add water and watch your productivity (and personality) magically appear out of thin air...
"FINALLY, A COFFEE THAT HAS AS MUCH PERSONALITY AS I DO. BOLD, SMOOTH, AND SLIGHTLY SCANDALOUS."
@MIDNIGHTBREW
"I BOUGHT IT FOR THE JOKE, I STAYED FOR THE JITTERS. 10/10 WOULD DRINK BEFORE A REGRETTABLE TEXT."
ANONYMOUS LUSH
"SEX COFFEE CHANGED MY MORNINGS. I’M FASTER, SHARPER, AND NOTICEABLY MORE ANNOYING TO MY COWORKERS."
DAVE FROM MARKETING
"INSTANT COFFEE THAT ACTUALLY TASTES LIKE COFFEE? IT’S A MIRACLE.
THE NAME JUST MAKES IT EASIER TO START CONVERSATIONS."
SARAH J.
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THEY'RE ADDICTED.
WE'RE BLAMING THE CAFFEINE.